Cornflake Fitness (Search Engine Term Haiku)

Cornflake fitness high
Cocoa Crispies less wholesome
Bran: a health engine

Sonnet #18: Shall I compare thee to a honeybunch of oats?

Shall I compare thee to a Honeybunch of Oats?
Thou art more lovely and more zesty:
Rough spoons do rumble the taste buds of tongue,
And oat’s solid lease hath all too brief time:
Sometime too cold the milky pool glistens,
And oft’ is his fair complexion dimm’d;
And every clarity from limpid to saccharine decline,
By chance or nature’s changing course sully’d:
But thy eternal crunch shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that crispness thou ownst;
Nor shall Soggy brag thou wanderest in his moisture,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

So long as milk can flow, or cereal tumble,
So long as this, this gives life to thee.

-Shakespeare